I'm a fangirl, a college student, and a writer. Thanks to the Internet, at least 70% of my thoughts now emerge in the form of memes. And pandas. If I post something that makes no sense, it's probably RP related.
Actual half-cheetah person Kirani James.
Damn, those other dudes weren’t even close. Congratulations to him and Grenada!
i don’t think michael phelps understands how arms work
Michael Phelps is a new, aquatic species of human, so it’s only to be expected that his flipper-arms are different.
I would read the fuck out of that. What does everyone compete in? What about Tony and Loki and Clint? (Bruce is totally someone’s coach, but idek.)
Natasha is totally a gymnast. Steve is a discus thrower, and Thor does the hammer toss. Clint does archery. I feel like Loki is the judge that hates every performance, and Tony might be someone’s trainer too. He and Bruce have intense conversations about workout routines and the ideal mix of electrolytes in protein shakes.
Team Russia = Ninja ballerinas. BB, I think you just actually described Black Widow. Though that ballerina thing was a false memory but still. >_>
Now I want an Avengers Olympic AU, where Steve is competing for Team USA, Natasha for Team Russia, and Thor for Team Asgard. They all hang out in the Olympic Village and are fabulous.
I am watching the Olympics women’s gymnastics section that I recorded, and it is insane. They are just superhumanly athletic. Team USA is so flippy and glorious. Team Russia are like ninja ballerinas. It’s gorgeous.
Me: The small people at the front of the boat are called 'coxswains.'
Mom: ....hee hee hee. Cox.